We don't store a goddamn thing about you.
No cookies. No analytics. No tracking pixels. No fingerprinting. No "anonymous" usage data. No account system. No database of visitors. Nothing.
This is a static website served from a file server. It doesn't know you're here. It doesn't care. It can't.
When you buy something, payment is handled by Stripe. Your payment information lives on their servers, never ours. We don't see your card number. We don't store your name, email, or address. Stripe does what Stripe does — read their privacy policy if you're curious.
Digital downloads are delivered via time-limited links that expire. After that, the link is dead. We didn't record who clicked it.
We have no mailing list unless you explicitly join one. If you do, that's handled by a third-party service with its own unsubscribe. We still don't store your email on our servers, because we don't have a server. We have files.
This is what privacy looks like when you're not trying to monetize attention.
Last updated: February 2026. Nothing to update because we still store nothing.